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Spongebob: I have worked for Mr Krabs for..many years...and always thought he was a great boss. I now realize he's a GREAT BIG JERK!!!I deserve that managers job, but ya didnt give it to me...cos you think Im a *sniff* kid. Well I am 100% man! AND THIS MAN HAS GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU...*blows raspberry*
Willy Wonka: And see my meadows. And my grass. Please try a blade. Please do. It's so delectable and so darn good looking.
Charlie:You can eat the grass?
Willy Wonka: Of course. Everything in this room is eatable. Even Im eatable. But that is called "Canniballism" my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Squidward: Um let me see..1st of all, the lights flickered on and off. Then, the phone rang but nobody would answer..and finally: THE WALLS OOZED GREEN SLIME! Oh, wait, it always does that...
Homer: Ohhh I wanted a peanut. But wait, $20 can buy many peanuts.
Leela: Ahh! They're so cold!
Robot Devil: And yet hell is so hot! Can I have my hands back now?
Fry: No!!
Robot Devil: You're not nice!
Guy Sensei: You think your team may win but my team will beat yours anyday! You should of trained yours more Kakashi...etc etc
Kakashi: Sorry, did you say something?
Guy Sensei: WHAT??!! Arr... You may have won this round Kakashi...
Ren: Yes, it may seem cru-el, but it is the way of nature that this turtle shall be seagull food. Watch, as he sneaks up with precision,chest heaving,teeth gleaming, and DROOLING!!!Its all over!!!
Seagull: Hey,dude, can you like, spare some change for like, a bite to eat?
Turtle: What???!!! Arrgghhhh! HERE! Now go on, SCRAM!!!!
Seagull: Like, bless you sir..
Jack Sparrow: I guess I should thank you, because if you hadnt of marooned me on that island and left me to die, I would have had an equal share in that curse same as you. Funny old world,aint it?* bites apple*
Billy: Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair. No, conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh really,fool? Really Ha! *throws them into bath. Looks at swan tap.* Stop looking at me swan!
Count Olaf:Something Funny
Dear fan of Count Olaf,
If you are looking for a good time Im sorry to inform you that you are holding a box of books-a term which here means '3 books too many'. As you may know, reading is pretty much the boringest thing in the world. You would have a better time watching a motion picture starring a handsome count.
My major motion picture for example, starring me features a mansion burnt to a crisp, a peg legmade of real wood, and leeches that eat people. True, this 'box of books' has all the details,too, but there are so many words in it and so few pictures of me.
It is my solemn duty to command you to put this thing down at once and rush to your local movie theatre where you can marvel at my groundbreaking perfomance in Lemony Snickets a series of unfortunate events. Books are for ugly people. Of course you may have my name: Count Olaf.Artemis Fowl
"Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient."
"It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again."
"Artemis Fowl II: Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist and that I am not a gibbering moron."
"I believe it's time to let our diminutive friends know exactly who they're dealing with."
"Knock yourself out ... Or rather, don't."
"I am not concerned with us all, just myself. And believe me, I shall be perfectly fine. Now, sit, please."
"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."
"(to Root) Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them."
"Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet."
"(to Holly) At the risk of sounding cliched, I've been expecting you."
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Domovoi Butler
"Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud."
"Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy."
"(to Grub Kelp) Very well. I understand. Just ... shut up!"
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Foaly the Centaur
"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."
"It's like riding a unicorn. You never forget."
"(to Mulch) I'll give you a big kiss later, you baby."
"(to Mulch) Maybe the big baby would like to suck his thumb for comfort."
"My bugs don't have bugs."
"(to Cudgeon) See you tomorrow. You'll be taking out my trash."
"(to Artemis): No. This is not the commander. This is Foaly, the centaur. Is this the kidnapping lowlife human?"
"I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room."
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Holly Short
"Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with."
"(to Artemis) That's right, rich boy. You're on your own this time."
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Juliet Butler
"Well, leprechauns. You know they're not real, don't you?"
"Caveman glasses off. Cool voice, by the way. Doh ray me and all that."
"Artemis can wait. This is for the intercontinental title. And it's a grudge match. Louie ate the Hogman's pet piggie."
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Julius Root
"(to Foaly) What are you? Her fairy godmother or something?
"Don't give me any of your lip today, Foaly, because today is not one of those Oh-I'm-so-impressed-with-the-pony's-technology days."
"(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!"
"Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition."
"(to Cudgeon) Naughty naughty. No one beats Foaly but me."
"I didn't trust Fowl when he was alive, and I definitely don't trust him now that he's dead."
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Mulch Diggums
"Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander."
